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12.06.2025 16:15

Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Why is it so hard to date nowadays?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
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Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
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