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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 16:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is the belief about the existence of past lives and memories? Do we have knowledge of our past lives at birth or does it come back to us gradually?

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Why is it so hard to date nowadays?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

Are democrats eating crow?

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

share office space ...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

We now told, by Senator Grassley, that on the FBI form about the Biden bribery story, there is a Burisma exec who says he has 17 tapes of his deal with the Biden. 15 of Hunter and 2 of Joe Biden? What would this do to Hunter/Joe Biden if released?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

Just Forget it!

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What makes you different?

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

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